Find the answers to your burning questions here.
Q: Is your space novel supposed to have atrocious grammatical issues?
A: Absolutely
Q: I don’t understand the space part. Aren’t vampires not form space??!!??? Please explain ):/
– Stinky Butt
A: Well Stinky Butt, there are two answers.
One, space is all around us, so really everything is in space. You and I are both in SPACE! (Mind blown? Certainly)
And B, while the traditional Vampire lore implies a spiritual foundation, that’s just not true. It’s a lie told through familiar mouthpieces to misdirect the world from the truth, that Vampires are from Outer Space. And they built the pyrimids.
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– Michael Michael
A: You seem to have fundamentally misunderstood the underlying premise of what is going on here. But to be clear, no thank you.
Q: Is this really necessary?
– M G
A: Absolutely not. In fact quite the opposite.